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You Might be a Scientologist If... You DON'T line the birdcage bottom with newspaper, out of courtesy for your parakeet.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You use verbal acknowledgements in-person, as well as in telephone conversations.
You Might be a Scientologist If... Drug ads & commercials are completely ridiculous.
You Might be a Scientologist If... Public education is unacceptable for your child, or anyone else's child for that matter.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You aren't contributing to crime, substance abuse, moral decline, hatred, bigotry, human rights abuses, war, religious persecution or media slander.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You believe that the only way to better things is to better them, and that you don't better things by worsening them.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You own more than one dictionary, you know how to use them and you're not afraid or embarrassed to use them.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You know who Winston Smith, John Galt, Howard Roark & Valentine Michael Smith are-- and what they have in common.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You're still trying to figure out just how and why certain people seem to be offended by Tom Cruise.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You completely understand why certain people are offended by Tom Cruise, you know who they represent AND that there are actually only a few of them.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You put your pants on both legs at the same time, just like a fireman, because you have a lot to do and can't afford to waste time.
Scientology etymology/derivation: "Knowing how to know."
CLICK HERE for info. on The Basics Books and Lectures of Scientology.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You DON'T line the birdcage bottom with newspaper, out of courtesy for your parakeet.You Might be a Scientologist If... You use verbal acknowledgements in-person, as well as in telephone conversations.
You Might be a Scientologist If... Drug ads & commercials are completely ridiculous.
You Might be a Scientologist If... Public education is unacceptable for your child, or anyone else's child for that matter.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You aren't contributing to crime, substance abuse, moral decline, hatred, bigotry, human rights abuses, war, religious persecution or media slander.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You believe that the only way to better things is to better them, and that you don't better things by worsening them.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You own more than one dictionary, you know how to use them and you're not afraid or embarrassed to use them.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You know who Winston Smith, John Galt, Howard Roark & Valentine Michael Smith are-- and what they have in common.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You're still trying to figure out just how and why certain people seem to be offended by Tom Cruise.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You completely understand why certain people are offended by Tom Cruise, you know who they represent AND that there are actually only a few of them.
You Might be a Scientologist If... You put your pants on both legs at the same time, just like a fireman, because you have a lot to do and can't afford to waste time.
Scientology etymology/derivation: "Knowing how to know."
CLICK HERE for info. on The Basics Books and Lectures of Scientology.
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